more geek hello kitty

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geek lame geek nerd. hep!

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Now the CERN guys have something to hug and cry into when they once again fail to find the Higgs Boson. (Large Hard-on Collider for Higgs' Bosom)

Motherfather!

Swagger Wagon
Cargado por toyotasienna. - Videos de carreras espectaculares y accidentes brutales.


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Dad Life

How daddies roll, gansta style....I'm sure you will be able to relate.


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Why I love cats

Because they do what they want, and nothing gets in their way...NOTHING!

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Paul Yarrow

a.k.a. the BBC Bomber. If it's the BBC, he is there. At first I thought he was crazy - doesn't he have anything better to do than photobomb the BBC?

But then I realized he is becoming famous, just by doing nothing....



maybe he is not crazy afterall....  Source

Extreme measures...

This is another old one; I cracked up laughing when I saw it the first time...

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and while on the subject of extreme measures....

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Something about a bridge?

This is an old one, but it can still put a smile on my face...

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America

The land that offers deep fried butter now gives you...

...even more options on how to achieve your heart attack! What's next? Deep fried beer? What?! They've already done that??!!!

Words that End in GRY

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Surely a Bazinga, right?

Couldn't find anything worthy of posting today, so instead I give the the new promo for the Big Bang Theory

Stuff you never noticed as child

Shiver me timbers...

September 19th is Talk like a Pirate Day!  The link below is to the Pirate Translator! Ahoy, matey! Time to celebrate!
http://www.talklikeapirateday.com/translate/


 Speaking of Piracy (yeah, I know, completely irrelevant, but hey...)

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Poker Face Done Properly

This is the all male a cappella group "Noteworthy" of UC Berkeley doing their rendition of Lady GaGa's "Pokerface". Even though I'm not to sure of the vocals, everything else here screams of sheer brilliance. Fantastic stage presence. They managed to make an annoying song tolerable -  I was giggling the whole time I was watching it

The *bleep* Count Song

A few *bleeps* can drastically change the meaning of a simple kiddies song; the slowly-building, party-like balkan music just makes it sound like it was originally written with the *bleeps* in mind

Celebrity Twitter Hacked to Hilarious Result

Celebrity Twitter Hacked to Hilarious Result

I don't think Rick Sanchez is a "celebrity", but it's god damn hilarious.




I'm endlessly entertained by the Fox news and Britney Spears hack, though.

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twitter is evil. it'll be the end of us.

All is explained...

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Science

This was inspired by the LHC. Source

Modern Designs

this is apparently Habitat 67 in Montreal; I wanna like it but having experienced a few earthquakes in my lifetime, it scares the shit outta me....

This is from  Bethesda, USA. As someone suggested in the comments off the site I took it from, all you need to do is paint it blue with a white roof and hey presto! A smurf house! I really don't like it, but it's not as bad as....

...THIS! Oh, my eyes! MY EYES! I was slightly relieved to find out it's actually a specially designed resort house in Taiwan, but then I realised adults book it *facepalm*

I LOVE this one! Unfortunately I don't know anything about it, but the optical illusion is astonishing! Bravo!   Source

"Humanized" South Park

"Humanized" South Park

4 boys

This is someone's fanart of South Park. I think it's AMAZING! To me, he managed to capture the essence of the boys (in their stance, their facial expressions, why even in the eyes alone!). Love this. Source

xkcd Wedding Cake

Too awesome not to post! Source

Speaking English

Apparently, not even the locals are doing it right. Stones in glass houses.... Source

Unicorn vs Dolph

Would you help the poor unicorn protect itself against Dolph, even if it meant installing Nortan Antivirus software?



Well, let's be completely honest here. If you had Nortan, your unicorn (OMG - did the ideas dept. not realise how dirty that sounds?) was gonna always end up like this:

Leonardo DiHappio

a.k.a. Leo Strut; they are EVERYWHERE! Some of them do put a smile on my face, like the ones presented below

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Philosophy

Can you guess these two?

Can you guess these two?

How about now?

Redneck Mech

Redneck Mech

Transformer comes to "life''

Chinese students of the China Central Academy of Fine Arts used parts of a truck to make this "life-size" transformer. Pretty cool, huh? Source

Wooden Wall-E

Wooden Wall-E

The Bohemian Rhapsody, On Old Machines

The Bohemian Rhapsody, On Old Machines

DHMO

On a more serious note, I would like to make you aware of the dangers of the chemical Dihydrogen Monoxide.

Please be sure to check out the relative website http://www.dhmo.org for more information on this deadly threat

The Turbo Encabulator

It is now so developed, that  it is being successfully used in the operation of nofer trunnions.Such a classic! Makes me laugh every time!

Talk to the hand

And here I thought they where doing the Supremes' "Stop, in the name of love"...    Source

Comparative Literature

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Impostor

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Dumbpiphany

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Pulp Trek

Don't know what just happened, but I wanna see this movie!  Source

Why?

 Excuse me while I throw up....  Source

Dr Ball, MD

Aren't rokers supposed to be rebels?

Aren't rokers supposed to be rebels?

Remember Metallica back in the day?
This is how I remember James Hetfield:

This is him now:That's a pretty drastic change if you ask me, I mean Armani?!
That is like saying that a guy that looks like this: Could somehow change into, I dunno, the cowardly lion or something.
Oh, nevermind.... rock on guys.

Midichlorian Rhapsody

Basically summarizes the 2nd trilogy - I would have not needed to see those disappointing excuses for a prequel if I had seen this first...

Rock On

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And now for something completely different

I've noticed my posts have become increasingly geekier, so I thought I'd go back to basics and what better way than showing a simple game of soccer. I can't believe this blog has gone over a month without referencing the mighty, Monty Pythons. No geeky references here!



Well, maybe a few geeky references...

Scientific vs Actual Method

wait, you telling me there is...a scientific method other than the actual method? wow!  Source

Jedi Mindtricks

I say give the critter another minute...  Source

Numbers killed each actor in his films before composing “The Expendables”

Numbers killed each actor in his films before composing “The Expendables”

Star Wars Mos Eisley Edit

Star Wars Mos Eisley Edit

Subliminal Messages

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