Rainbow Constipation Is The Worst

 

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aye son, I'm thy father.

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shiver me timbers! hyperspace! ahoy!

Spike forever...

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you're a real thing, even better than the real thing.

the real thing:

even better than the real thing:

Wikileaks

...they know everything....

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moonwalking is dead.

 

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SEM

The amazing SEM images below are included in the book ' Microcosmos', created by Brandon Brill. More can be seen HERE 


Ant holding a microchip

Eyelashes growing from the surface of human skin

Surface of a strawberry!

Ca3(PO4)2 crystal

Strictly speaking

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Physics...

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...& Maths

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The above would probalby make no sense to a certain Mr Rudolph Giuliani...

Epic Fail. Source

Disney

to celebrate the release of the animated feature "Tangled" Disney put together a clip with 50 of their films - I still get teary eyed with "The Fox and the Hound"...

Hädrönn Cjölidder

 

source: http://www.spinthebottle.com/blog/how-to-build-the-ikea-hadron-collider

LastFm...

Where people may not know what they wanna listen to, but they definitely know what they DON'T wanna listen...

facepalm this picard!

too Star Trek geeky?

Nah...

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Punctuation

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Skeptical

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truth be told...

no further question, your honor..

why you like cats pt. 2

Tabby cat terror for black bear 
 A black bear got more than it bargained for after straying into a family garden in the US state of New Jersey.
The unwelcome intruder was forced up a tree - twice - by the family pet, a tabby cat called Jack. 

and the rest of the story...

this is how the black holes are made..

oh my golly!

This is the one and the real official logo for the 2012 London Olympics:

Is it just me being pervasive or is the logo is nothing but somebody giving a blo--- oh, whatever.. I guess it's a subliminal message for the world's highest teenage pregnancy participants.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Summer_Olympics#Logo

eco feminist doom metal

 

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Worried about squirrels getting into your bird feeder??

Worried about squirrels getting into your bird feeder??









 What the hell is that line made of??

Only in Canada would you see a sign like this!  Read the whole sign.  Fort Steele is near Cranbrook ....

Irony

No 1 has gotta be the high degree of literacy...

No comment needed....

Where would we be without those helpful label instructions?

really.
















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Phobias

and the reason why I posted this was because it reminded me of Gary Larson's epic The Far Side...

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Good Samaritan Lion

The St Bernard dog is so famous for helping people in the snowy Alps, but I'm here to present to you the lesser known, under-appreciated but equally efficient good samaritan lion

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I'm sorry but too weird to not to post..

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really weird, really sad.. what's next? jabba the hut?

world of warcraft -- the freakouts

the classic (Leeroy Jenkins!)


the good


the bad (scary.. really scary)


the ugly (ah francis! why? why have they done this to you? whyyyy? can it be because of your Leia poster?)


the good, japanese remix (aka the awesome!)

Mondays....

This gif was suitably titled "going to work on Monday morning"...

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Jedi Force

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Did you know?

Don't know how much of this information can be verified (the creator doesn't mention any sources, which always is suspicious) but it's still an interesting video

Courtroom Quotations

The following quotations are taken from official court records of the USA, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity.

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• Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
• Witness: "No."
• Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
• Witness: "No."
• Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
• Witness: "No."
• Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
• Witness: "No."
• Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
• Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
• Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
• Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

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• Lawyer: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"

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• Lawyer: "So you were gone until you returned?"

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• Lawyer: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"

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• Lawyer: "Were you alone or by yourself?"

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• Lawyer: "You say that the stairs went down to the basement?"
• Witness: "Yes."
• Lawyer: "And these stairs, did they go up also?"

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• Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
• Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."

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• Lawyer: "When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?"
• Other Lawyer: "Objection. That question should be taken out and shot."

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• Lawyer: "And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. Ok? What school do you go to?"
• Witness: "Oral."
• Lawyer: "How old are you?"
• Witness: "Oral."

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• Lawyer: "Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?"

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• Lawyer: "And what did he do then?"
• Witness: "He came home, and next morning he was dead."
• Lawyer: "So when he woke up the next morning he was dead?"

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Americans...

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Every Episode of 'House' Ever

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Ze Dokter es inn

House Comic

House Fights Crime

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Avatar Plot Fail or Observation Win?

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so, that's why I liked the movie Avatar - 'cause it was embedded in my subconscious while watching Pocahontas a zillion times!

What Not to Do When You are the Layout Editor

What Not to Do When You are the Layout Editor

yeah... oops...

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Señor Gif

He knows how to put a smile on my face. Here are some of his latest offerings:

The only reason I can laugh with this is because it's happened to me. Oh, who am I kidding? I should say it keeps happening to me

Now I shouldn't be laughing at this either, but I remember being on the floor, in tears, when the same thing happened to my sister. Man was she pissed off with me. I would stand up for her against anyone, but a chicken rendered me useless due to laughter. Sidenote: Those chickens, they are suprisingly good at chasing...

Titled "the Fonz meets Potrait of Dorian Grey". The subtitle, I assume, is "some things never change"








-It's a lovely day! Lets go for a morning jog!
-What? With you two? I think I'll pass....

the definition of "awkward moment"

Japanese Precision. Yeah, my jaw just dropped to the floor. But of course I'd find this impressive - I was put at the end of the line in each parade due to the fact that I could manage to get something as simple as "left-right-left" wrong; this probably explains why I keep crashing into stationary poles....





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